marathonpacks

the soft compulsion of constant consumption training

10 notes &

In point of fact, these Phish shows promise to be a dangerous mix of sexual indulgence, marijuana crime and anti-American lyrical messages pumped out to audiences at ear-splitting levels. It is the decidedly treasonous nature of this heavy metal band’s show that surely deserves the attention of concerned parents and authorities alike.

Phish is playing Times Square on NYE and CHRISTWIRE IS NOT HAPPY.

More: this “erratically rancid rockfest” is “openly encouraging youths today to turn their backs on their mothers and fathers, on the birthday of the Baby Jesus, to congregate in a crime-ridden inner city for a 100-hour tour of the depths of depravity, replete with deadly goofball kicks, profound carnal deviancy and secret plots to terrorize patriotism.”

Filed under deadly goofball kicks heavy-metal band decidedly treasonous profound carnal deviancy

  1. reverbivore reblogged this from marathonpacks
  2. guerrillanetwork reblogged this from paxamericana
  3. paxamericana reblogged this from superdiscochino and added:
    Hahaha yeah, Christwire...satire. And also...perfect example...
  4. superdiscochino reblogged this from marathonpacks and added:
    it took me way too long to realize
  5. marathonpacks posted this